Amelie’s Birth Story

You were due to come out on the 14th of February, Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day came and went, with us bringing a sleepy Bennet to an almost romantic dinner in a Pizza Express in Marlow. The days ticked on, and you showed no sign of getting started as we tried every conceivable method of naturally inducing labour, including hot curries, reflexology pressure point massaging, and, ah, other conceivable methods… Mama was determined to have a natural water birth, but the chances of that seemed to lessen by the day as the threat of a forced chemical induction of labour loomed greater. The midwife at the birth centre had insisted that pregnancies at the Isis Birth Centre were induced exactly 13 days after the due date, with no exceptions. Bennet had been induced, and it was such an unpleasant experience that Milena, already past the due date went into a panic checking the policies of other hospitals and exploring all her options, but the kind folk at the National Childbirth Trust let Milena know that nurses and doctors had no right to do anything against Milena’s will, and that she had the final say in any and all decisions regarding her pregnancy & birth. Read More

Comments (1) May 02 2010

True Horror Stories

Comments (2) Apr 27 2010

Art exhibits and craft stalls at “The Great Exhibition” : White Mischief

if fi fi… if my olks and a frenchie weren’t showing up, if i had more time to prepare myself, if my feet weren’t all fed up, if……

……. I would go here on saturday. I think I need to plan ahead.

Art exhibits and craft stalls at “The Great Exhibition” : White Mischief.

Comments (2) Mar 23 2010

Chart: How the bill affects you – latimes.com

Chart: How the bill affects you – latimes.com.

Comments (0) Mar 23 2010

YouTube – Nature by Numbers

YouTube – Nature by Numbers.

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Meow Te Ching



Those of you familiar with my endless pile of pipe dreams may remember a decade or two gone when I wanted do develope a video game platform similar to the wii, and foremost in my mind was a world filled with post-apocolyptic anthropomorphic cat ninja and samaurai, and I was constantly asking random people I met what kind of cat martial artist they’d be, what colour fur, if they’d use weapons or claw and tooth, what sort of martial art style, and so on. Ever since I read the Tao of Pooh in high school and got turned onto the Taoist school of thought, I knew I wanted to make a book illustrating the great truths in the Tao Te Ching through cats, and call it the Meow Te Ching. 15 years, a degree, and a programming job later, I now have the skills to start to put that dream together, perhaps not on the grand scale as I might have initially invisioned, but that’s all right. The past few weeks, in the spare time between when the boy’s asleep and I am, I have been hacking away at teaching myself some Adobe Flash Actionscript, and here is about where I’ve got to, so far. This demo is just the mechanics of moving this cat around with the left and right arrows, and jumping using a mouse click coz kittehs have very precise jump mechanics that I felt should be reflected in the game. Anyway thought I’d share, this is exciting for me (I coded it all up myself from scratch) but really the first hurdle of many to come: make a cat jump and run about. This is literally the cornerstone of this project (technically that little white ball is the cornerstone but that’s neither here nor there). But this is fun(ish) for me and I have a lot of serious work to do for serious projects before I can go squander more time on this, but it’s very satisfying to get my foot in the door!

Comments (3) Mar 09 2010

Bennet Meets Amelie

Comments (2) Mar 09 2010

Feets don’t fail me- drat.

I was inspired by a blog post from my old high school art buddy Brian Colin who did some castings of his sculpture: Brian Colin’s foray into casting. He’s be come a bit of a celeb in some circles, just became a papa himself this month, and actually fulfilled the dream of supporting y’rself doing what you love, and how many of us can honestly say that? Well to be fair I ain’t far off. I may bitch and moan about programming (especially that haphazard half-assed no-support-having dotnet bastardization of a platform I gots to do most of it in) but in the end when I see things go right, it is magnificently satisfying. Perhaps because it’s such a rarity. Regardless, my day to day is usually pretty removed from working with my hands, even in the production room beneath me now, the only tools at by disposal are an iGen (think big-ass Xerox monster, looks like the AI villian from the Batman animated series:)
HARDAC
Yeah, like that. I got that and a cutter. Oh and a corner rounder, sorry.
So anyway, back to the thread: I read Brian’s post, thought, I could/should do that with the baby feets and hands, and so I did. It was a bit of an exciting beginner experience as it was a bit of a messy prospect, and rather time- sensitive, I didn’t really have the time to do it right and take pictures- so really I might as well have taken the pictures as I went along.

To start off I ordered my supplies through a place called Maragon in the UK, who had good customer service, in the UK. So it does exist. The kind gent asked what I was looking to do and made reccomendations on which supplies I should get, and even included some free fiilling powder and detailed instructions, if I could but follow them.
The first step is to take some alginate, a powder that mixes with water (usually to take Dental moulds) and put the baby’s foot into the resulting gel, whuch sets in about 2 minutes. I got a tupperware container just a bit bigger than Amelie’s foot to pour the mixed alginate in. I thought ahead, and thought to minimise squirming and such, and so forward-thinking clever Ryon, her used warm water to mix with the alginate. Unfortunately with alginate, the temperature is important, and so the first batch set immediately and I had a block of rubber about my spoon before I was even done mixing. Lesson 1: Temperature is important, do it at room temperature, which I did.

I had set up a platform for Amelie to lie back and have her foot dunked in comfort and luxury, but as my first fear confirmed, babies don’t like having thier extremities dunked in fluids, and so some kicking and squirming emptied half of the contents of the second container into the blanket, the clothes, the counter… Lesson 2: Don’t underestimeate the flexisqirmability of newborn babies; Milena had to holding her leaning forward 45° while I held the ankle and tupperware together in place. It got set alright, but when I went to pull Amelie’s foot out of the mould, the foot tore out the top by the ankle, which brings me toLesson 3: consider the extraction angle, so for the next attempts I was able to avoid tears by A: having the foot angle not be so far tilted up (Amelie’s doing more than mine, I think, really) which keeps the ankle joint bould from getting too thin, and B: pulling the foot out towards the back, using the boinginess behind the heel to keep the joint top pressure off.

Next is to mix and pour the casting plaster into the alginate mould, which brings us to Lesson 4: RTFM (that’s Read The Manual). I got the water to plaster proportions backwards, and the instructions had said “if you haven’t used casting plaster before, you will probably be surprised how runny it is,” so I thought well that must be the way it is and poured the 1/3 strength plasterwater into the moulds anyway, and while I waited for them to set, I looked at the directions again, and realised my inverse proportion mistake, and did my best to get the weak plaster out by rinsing it out in a bucket. Unfortunately, what would have been the best mould didn’t get all of the bum plaster out when I put the properly mixed batch of plaster into the moulds, as you can see when the tosies broke off. Also on that one, you can see the foot was pressed against the bottom of the container. Once I tore all the moulds off, I could see the final problem: bubbles. Lesson 5: AVOID BUBBLES. You can see the warty bubbles that came from air trapped between the skin and the alginate, and on the side not pictured, there are a few holes in the tops of the feet where bubbles in the plaster didn’t make it out of the mould.

We will definitely have to go back and do some more if we want a perfect set to bronze, which will entail making a latex mould from the plaster cast, and then casting metal resin into the latex mould. fun for later. Anyway, it’s great to be doing something artsy again, even if it is schlocky-parenty, but hey, that’s where I am now.

Comments (1) Mar 08 2010

The daddening of video games

Interesting article, as being both a dad and a game lover:

The ideal of video game fatherhood is that it can motivate the player to greater and more heroic action.

And the ideal, quite simply, is that it can make you care, by giving you the visual shorthand for someone you can care about, a virtual son or daughter, as helpless and dependent on you as so many non-controllable characters you’ve experienced in games before. But for this one, it makes sense, because, hey, you’re their dad and you love them.

http://kotaku.com/5467695/the-daddening-of-video-games

Comments (0) Feb 12 2010

will marry for health insureance

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I can’t see why anybody wouldn’t welcome any change.

Comments (3) Feb 03 2010